Ah, Valentines Day. I find it amusing that a day that is
supposed to be all about love can conjure so much hatred inside of me. Yes, it
is because I’m single. Still single.
Call it whatever you want, Valentines Day, Singles Awareness
Day or Forever Alone Day, this day comes every year 14 February and to be
single on it sucks. Don’t try to fool me with all that ‘I’m so content and free’
crap. Not on Valentine’s Day. This is a day where even a cute angelic depiction of Cupid wants me yelling: "Get the hell away from me - you useless, flying, half naked, midget bastard!" Yes, I have some rage issues.
Being single on this day, February 14, means you’re way more single than you are on February
13 or February 15. Like, way more. Now, there’s a lot more you
can do than cry, eat ice cream, and feel bad for yourself.
Last year, I got extremely drunk and passed out in a parking
lot. Not good. So, this year I decided that I needed a plan.
